so, Jetlag. . .

Jetlag for me seems to consistently equal something that mimics Malaria or a severe case of the Flu.  Body Aches, stomach complaints, utter despondancy. . .you know.

The tricky bit it that, like Malaria, this malady comes and goes.  It is clearly coincidental with the depth and breadth of tiredness I am feeling at any given moment, but it sneaks up on me.  

And then smacks me in the face (and head, and back of the neck, and stomach, and feet, and eyeballs, and left ear.)

I do not appreciate this.

I also do not approve.

Call somebody.

Poop.